2010 Results

1. 37:47 - Joseph Moffitt - May 19, 2010 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on 1x9 Superfly)
2. 41:29 - Kevin Moffitt - May 8, 2010 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on Superfly 100)

3. 42:09 - Aaron Smith - July 1, 2010 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry)
4. 42:15 - Dan Zvirzdin - May 13, 2010 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on a Felt SS)
5. 42:56 - Matt Staker - June 1, 2010 (Betty -> Lament - Dry on Sette Phantom)
6. 44:40 - KC Holley - June 4, 2010 (Route Unknown)
7. 45:35 - Ricky Maddox - Aug 19, 2010 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on 2x10 Niner Air)

8. 46:16 - Bob Fawson - June 11, 2010 (Betty -> Lament - Dry on Giant Anthem, smoked the pipe – didn’t inhale)
9. 47:47 – Jared Schiers - June 11, 2010 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry GF Rig 29er SS Smoked the pipe)

2009 Results

1. 37:40 - Josh Wolfe - December 2, 2009 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on Geared Paragon)
2. 37:55 - Dan Nelson - November 28, 2009 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on geared Felt)
3. 39:35 - Kenny Jones - November 26, 2009 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on Spot SS)
4. 39:56 - Joseph Moffitt - December 2, 2009 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on 1x9 Paragon)
5. 43:06 - Kyle Cramer - November 28, 2009 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on Niner rigid steel SS)
6. 43:11 - Aaron Smith - November 29, 2009 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on a geared Superfly)
7. 45:00 - Rick Maddox - November 27, 2009 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on a geared Paragon)
8. 52:58 - Rich Rollins - November 27, 2009 (Betty -> Lament -> Dry on geared superfly)
9. 58:14 - Miles Pitcher - November 18, 2009 (Up Betty on Geared trek liquid)
10. 1:03:15 - Steve Olson - November 27, 2009 (Betty -> Upper Belt -> Dry, smoked pipe)

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Dry Loop Time Trial

Choose your bike. Choose your loop. Ride fast. Post your time.

Ride whatever you want as long as it has no motor other than yours. There are only 5 rules:

1) Ride through the Firing Range parking lot;
2) Ride past the Altar (no bypassing the Altar with Crank);
3) Ride through Dry Canyon;
4) Start and finish at the same place; and most importantly...
5) Don't kill yourself smoking the pipe. Whether you walk it or ride it is your choice though.

Start and finish where you wish. Ascend/descend what you like. Prayers at the Altar are optional but encouraged.

Send me your overall time (not just your rolling time), route, and bike setup and I'll update the results.

All of the routes I can think of from Kris and Adam's map are marked in yellow:

Here is one route that starts and finishes at the Firing Range, goes up Betty to the Lower Belt Route, up Frank, up the Upper Belt Route, down Dry Canyon, BST back to the Firing Range:

Have fun, puke often, and don't forget rule #5.

4 comments:

  1. What is the penalty for breaking rule #5?

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  2. you will be lemond's handler for the rest of his mortal existence and be required to make him act right.

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  3. Or a lifetime banishment to riding Huffys or Cannondales

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  4. "get outa the way, you %#$@ies! I'm at 33." this was the line of the week. thanks dan!

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